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The Worlds Next Great American Novel

Is this what our world is coming to?

Created on 2003-05-16 12:25:20 (#1063413), last updated 2009-05-31

1,266 comments received, 352 comments posted

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Name:The Shadow Prince
Birthdate:08-02
Location:Massachusetts, United States
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Advice to you:
-Pandar will find you, and eat you. (still)
-Dont gain 90 pounds of dead weight, its harder to loose and freezes into lard on everyone.
-Never eat mass amount of clementines before trying to kiss someone, its like garlic. (update, watermellon can have the same effect)
-Puppet sex is now legal, and there is a support group that should be started soon in Cambridge.
-You cannot disipline a geek the same way you do a pet, you need more soap in the spray bottle(recently, lemon juice has been discovered as a stronger nerd repellent than soap)
-Boy scouts should be required, by law, to watch the excorcist...because of Scott.
-The red head from the park is NOT worth one dollar.
-capital letters suck, but commas are my friends.
-Avoid sitting between Leesh and Laura or you will be mentally fucked.
-If your so spoiled your parents buy you a new car, thats fine, but DO NOT getting matching plates with your nick name on them.

Ok, that is enough for now. Have good times, good lives, return stolen vehichles used for joy rides to their original driveways, and never drink more than you can bath in.

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